1. Finger paint with the “pollen paste.”
2. Inhale massive amounts of it and have a sneezing contest with friends.
3. Doodle in the golden dust accumulating on your vehicle.
4. Update your status every day, increasing your hatred for pollen with each passing day.
5. Sprinkle collected pollen over all your friends as you sing, “You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!”
By Katie Steele, Signal Writer
